Omg just met my dream guy at Herme’s music store in McAllen, Texas. Ugh why didn’t I get his number he was so nice and he flirted with me ugh I’m so stupid…I know I will never see him again, and to top it off he’s from San Antonio, Texas and I’m just ugh stupid.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.